Monday, October 31, 2005

For quite some time, the hyperbolic response to the assertion "you've got issues" has been "I have subscriptions."

Sadly, after years of use, that response has lost its punch. What used to be edgy and daring is now de rigueur. If we really want to imply that we're hanging onto the edge of sanity by our fingernails, we need to go beyond mere issues and subscriptions. So I suggest an update.

When told by a friend or loved one that you have issues, smile a world-wearly smile and say...

"Dude, I'm the periodicals librarian."

(Be sure to use the word "dude." The "dude" is crucial.)

Posted @ 6:42 AM

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