Since early in the Aughts (or Aughties if you prefer; I like both), I've been a paid subscriber to the TopFive List, a humor e-mail that goes out to thousands of people every weekday. It's only $12 a year to support quality comedy, so I gladly pony up the coin.
One of the perks of subscribing is being able to submit entries once a month in hopes of making it onto the TopFive list. Through luck, guile, or possibly wit, I've been fortunate enough to make the main list five times on four topics. I've also had a number of items make the Runners Up and Honorable Mention lists.
So that you may enjoy my appearances on the TopFive list in their natural environment (and avoid any copyright infringement), each link will take you to the TopFive site archives, where you'll see the complete list for that day.
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